Here — The Album
Antisocial
Track II · The scroll, indicted
Scroll slow, homie ↓ · tap a glowing marker to read what it means
I'm out here scrolling and scrolling
Scroll slow homie…
Tryna pharm dopamine
Feel me?
But in truth and reality…
I'm antisocial 'cause I'm always on social
and I wanna feel social
but I'm never really social
Watching everybody glow up
and I just wanna glow too
Watching people vacate
to places I wanna go to
If it sounds like you
I guess I really know you
even though I don't know you
because it's what I used to go through
Only way to beat it is to own it
So if you're gonna be here
follow me to where the dough is
If you're here religiously, then know this:
I can help you get more conversions
than the pope did. Fa sho kid.
Life is a blur when you start to get motion
S'why I offer coaching
to get you back focused
I'll drop you a line if you write a note below
And show you the ropes before you get roped in
After a consultation your team
gon shine like a constellation
Profile optimization can turn
your hobby into an occupation
Stop the procrastination — you keep saying
you gon make the content: make it
This could be your confirmation
ion no, I'm no prophet, I just make them
When I tell you what the fee is:
You could love it, you could leave it
as long as you believe it
Wunt for free — pay the fee
Own
"Antisocial"
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